The Battle of the Kelly's

How many males named Kelly do you know? I am going to guess you can count them on one hand. Last night, the Celtics-Wizards game got quite chippy, and there was a skirmish. This wasn't just any skirmish. This was a borderline-brawl instigated by two men named Kelly - Kelly Oubre and Kelly Olynyk. What are the chances of that? Oubre was upset, at what he felt was an illegal screen by Olynyk, and charged him, which ultimately led to the Celtic's big man ending up on the floor. As a fellow male Kelly, there aren't many of us out there. Kelly Johnson, Kelly Slater, and these two Kelly's are all that I can think of. We can't be fighting; we've got to stick together.