Five ways to make the MLB exciting
The most awesome thing about baseball. You guessed it Lindsey Pelas!
I believe that I have a sports solution to make the MLB exciting. I admit some of these ideas may be unconventional, but they will blow up the ratings world. I hope you enjoy this article!
1. MLB executives should hire Ronda Rousey to stand in the dugout. She is the best fighter in the world and she can intimidate the MLB players and they will hit so many home runs without using steroids. The moment she looks at a struggling player, "Whamtastic". Every player will be like Mickey Mantle.
2. The MLB should hire Playboy models like Lindsey Pelas. She is awesome and could make even make 1-0 games feel like they are 14-13. You should follow her on twitter at @LindseyPelas. She posts hilarious and awesome tweets. She is very inspirational to millions of girls and guys.
3. MLB should consider having a firework show with Taylor Swift singing during the live game. Disclaimer fireworks during the game might mean Justin Verlander is right about nets being placed for fans. Fireworks during the game might be a player safety issue?
4. MLB could hire a famous comedian to play baseball during spring training. It turns out Will Ferrell my favorite actor has done this already. However, he should do it during the playoffs. I think that would be awesome! http://variety.com/2015/tv/news/will-ferrell-hbo-basebell-special-starring-1201450705/
5. MLB could hire a mime to be in the booth and then they can focus on the baseball players during the games. Disclaimer this could scare children.
Bonus ratings grabs! Disney could reanimate the bats and make them looks like lightsabers during the World Series. Imagine Alex Rodriguez holding a red lightsaber with Darth Vader sound effects. I believe this is pure genius and hopefully ESPN pays me royalties for this idea. I love the Yankees and the Evil Empire. You should join the darkside Red Sox fans, or be decimated by the darkside of the force.
How do you think the MLB can become more exciting? Real or funny responses! Thanks for the support and keep being awesome America.
By,
Kristopher M. Newcome
